Hermes: Hello everyone, and welcome back to the First Annual Character Awards!
Apollo: This will be our last segment of this show...
(Audience "aww"s and "boo"s, etc.)
Apollo: (clears throat and continues speaking over the noise) ... and we will be presenting the awards for Funniest god and Funniest Character!
(Audience continues booing)
Apollo: Oh, be quiet!
(Audience grows silent)
Hermes: Good. Now let's get on with this. Presenting the award for the funniest god is Thalia, the muse of comedy herself!
(Thalia enters)
Thalia: Hello! I am here to present the award for the god who is the most hilarious. And, just so you know, I'm not Thalia Grace. She's my sister, though. Anyway, the nominees are...
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| Aphrodite |
| Dionysus/Bacchus |
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| Apollo |
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| Demeter |
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| Hermes |
(Audience cheers; Apollo holds arms up while nodding and smiling smugly)
Apollo: Thank you, thank you. It means a lot, really. Perhaps I should thank you with a haiku...
Everyone: NO!
Apollo: (looking disappointed) Why not? Okay... Well thanks anyway!
Hermes: Apollo, since you are the funniest god, why don't you present the award for the Funniest Character(s)?
Apollo: I'd be obliged. The nominees are...
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| Leo Valdez |
| Percy Jackson |
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| Coach Gleeson Hedge |
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| Grover Underwood |
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| George and Martha |
| Connor and Travis Stoll |
Audience: LEO! LEO! LEO! LEO! LEO! LEO!
(Leo enters stage, gets award from Apollo)
Leo: THANK YOU SO MUCH! I love you all! I'm glad my corny jokes got me somewhere... So yeah! Thanks! TEAM LEO!
(Audience cheers, Leo exits)
Hermes: Well, that's all for this year!
Apollo: But don't worry; we'll be back next year!
Hermes: Until then... Watch out for those monsters! :)
(Fades to black, credits roll)
Credits
- Hosts: Hermes & Apollo
- Producers: Olympus TV, Hephaestus, ~Le Awesome Blogger(;~
- Director: ~Le Awesome Blogger(;~
- Winners: Leo Valdez, Percy Jackson, Frank Zhang, Annabeth Chase, Apollo, Silena Beauregard, Arachne, Gaea and Her Children, Zoe Nightshade, Reyna
- Special Guests: Shakira, Aphrodite, Athena, Thalia, The Three Fates, Charles Beckendorf
- Thank you, viewer, for watching!!!!
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