(Character Awards theme music plays)
Hermes: Good evening everyone! And welcome back to the First Annual Character Awards!
Apollo: We'd like to do a little quick series of awarding, because we have a small time-frame and a lot of awards to give. Please hold your applause until the end. Here we go.
Hermes: The nominees for "The Complete BOSS" are: Thalia Grace, Nico Di Angelo, Perseus Jackson, Clarisse La Rue, Reyna, Grover Underwood, and Leo Valdez. The award goes to Percy Jackson, who will receive all of his awards at once, later in the show.
|Percy, Annabeth, and Grover|
|Reyna and Leo|
|Annabeth, Luke, and Thalia|
|Percy and Rachel|
|Luke as himself|
|Luke as Kronos|
|Gaea and her children|
Hermes: NO! (catches himself and pauses) I mean, uh, that wouldn't be necessary. Good job to all of the winners!
Hermes: Moving on...
Apollo: I'm hurt, brother.
Hermes: (sympathetically, as he pats Apollo on shoulder) You'll get over it. It will be okay.
Apollo: Okay. As I was about to say, the next winner to be revealed is "Favorite Non-Canon Ship"!
Hermes: Apollo, would you like to explain to our viewers what a "ship" is?
Apollo: Of course. A ship is either two characters who are together/should be together according to some people, or just a big boat.
Hermes: And "non-canon" simply means that it's not happening. (whispers) Yet!
Apollo: (laughs) The nominees are... Perachel (Percy + Rachel), Leyna (Leo + Reyna), Lukabeth (Luke + Annabeth), Jeyna (Jason + Reyna), and Lazel (Leo + Hazel).
Apollo: AND... The winner is... LEYNA!
|Reyna and Leo|
Hermes: (handing them each awards) Congrats!
Leo: (cheerfully takes award) Thanks, dude! I mean, um, sir. (Under his breath) Score!
Reyna: (while gracefully accepting award) Thank you, everyone. While I am honored to win an award, I would like to make it clear that this is never going to happen.
Reyna: (rolls eyes) Please, think about this.
(Leo's face falls.)
Leo: That's what you think now... I can change your mind.
Reyna: (to Apollo and Hermes) Thank you, sirs. (She disregards the Audience as she returns to her seat)
Leo: Yours in demigodishness and all that! (Holds up peace sign) Peace out!
(Audience applauds crazily)
Hermes: We'll be right back with your pick for Coolest Child of the Big Three after these messages!
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