(Character Awards theme music plays)
Hermes: Hello, everyone! Welcome back to the First Annual Character Awards, coming to your screens live from Olympus, via Hephaestus TV!
(Audience cheers)
Apollo: Is anyone even watching this on TV? Like, seriously. Anyone who even cares is in the audience.
Hermes: Not true. Hygieia is home sick today, and she voted like crazy for these.
Apollo: Hygieia's sick? Yikes. Well, anyway. We were going to reveal the winner, weren't we?
Hermes: That's correct. And, our winner for Favorite Roman is...
(drumroll as Hermes opens the envelope)
Apollo: (while reading text on envelope) Hold up. I'll take this one.
Although quite clumsy,
He can become anything,
The winner is Frank.(Camera pans to Frank in the audience. He is wearing a surprised yet cheerful expression)
(A tiny nymph brings out Frank's trophy and hands it to Hermes)
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| Frank's trophy |
Hermes: Well? Are you gonna get up here to get your award?
(Frank gets up, still dazed. He walks up to the stage.)
Frank: (accepts trophy from Hermes) Umm.. wow. Geez. I really wasn't expecting this. And it looks like an archer! Wow! Um, yeah.. I'd like to thank all of the kind people who voted for me, and um... yeah... I'm no good at speech-making... I really wasn't expecting this... So yeah. That's it. Thanks!
(Audience applauds)
Apollo: Well, we're happy to have you as a winner. Now get off of our stage. (Smiles and gives Frank a small push)
(Frank exits stage)
Hermes: That was a little rude, Apollo... (pauses as Apollo shrugs at his remark) Anyway, moving on! Our next treat that we have in store for you is a performance by a truly worldwide icon, and one of my favorite performers.
Apollo: It is my very own daughter, SHAKIRA! Take it away, darling.
(Shakira enters. Apollo and Hermes exit.)
Shakira: Hello! It is a pleasure to be with all of you amazing Olympians and fellow demigods! Congratulations to all of the winners, whether you know you're one yet or not. Okay. I'm gonna sing now.
(loud cheers erupt from the audience)
Hermes: Wow... How impressive! Give it up one more time for our special guest, SHAKIRA!
(Audience cheers once again)
Apollo: Thank you very much.
(Shakira bows then exits)
Hermes: Now that we've had that fabulous performance, let's move on to our next category!
Apollo: That category is... The Hottest of Them All!
Hermes: This category goes to everyone's favorite daughter of Aphrodite. The nominees are Piper McLean, Lacy, Silena Beauregard, Mitchell, and Drew Tanaka.
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| From left: Piper, Silena, Drew |
(Aphrodite enters stage and takes microphone and results envelope from Apollo)
Aphrodite: Hello! I'm happy to award this amazing award to... (opens envelope) my very own daughter, Silena!
(Audience applauds as Silena appears holding hands with Charles Beckendorf on screen in background)
Aphrodite: And here she is, live from Elysium!
Silena: What's going on? Wait... Oh, hi mom!
Aphrodite: Hello, darling! You just won the "Hottest of Them All" award!
Silena: (elated) AHHHH! That's awesome! Thank you! I love you all!
Beckendorf: (to Silena) I agree fully with those voters. (smiles and winks)
(Audience chuckles)
Aphrodite: Awwww! (makes hand-heart) Goodbye, sweethearts!
(Beckendorf and Silena smile and wave. Aphrodite exits stage.)
Hermes: Well, it's time for a commercial break! We'll be back soon with the next few awards!
(cuts to commercial)
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