Apr 19, 2013

My Three Theories of Why Rick Keeps Us Hanging

Warning! Contains mega-spoilers for all books in the series up to the Mark of Athena! So just don't read this if you haven't read MoA.

 The Sea of Monsters made our jaws drop. We finished the book in awe, with wonderstruck looks spread across our faces. The Lost Hero left us pleading and begging for Percy, and also very angry, yet still afraid for Percy's fate. The Son of Neptune stopped in the middle of the awesome part. WHAT OTHER FAMILY, PERCY?! The book just ends! And The Mark of Athena... Let's not even go there. The Mark of Athena taught us what a cliffhanger REALLY is, and even gave a whole new meaning to the term. 

 But why does Rick Riordan insist on ending his books like this? There's always that feeling of suspense and anticipation that fills you up after finishing one of his books. Let's go through all of the painful endings he has given us in PJO and HoO:
  • The Lightning Thief: Uhm, yeah. Luke's evil and he wants to overthrow Olympus, along with the evil titan Kronos.
  • The Sea of Monsters: The daughter of Zeus pops out of a tree. Book ends abruptly and dramatically.
  • The Titan's Curse: LUKE FELL OFF OF A FLIPPING CLIFF AND HE'S STILL FLIPPING ALIVE. Oh, and Grover is thisclose to finding Pan, but you gotta wait 'til the next book! Sorry!
  • The Battle of the Labyrinth: "Hey Percy! Let's eat blue cake and talk about something that the readers can't know about until halfway through the next book!" :D -Nico di Angelo
  • The Last Olympian: Rachel spews out a prophecy that Chiron claims is "for a whole other generation". Liar.
  • The Lost Hero: Percy's at another, less welcoming camp. He doesn't know who he is, and he's probably dead. :)
  • The Son of Neptune: Ends right before Percy is about to introduce the Romans to his Greek family.
  • The Mark of Athena: PERCY AND ANNABETH FALL OFF OF A FLIPPING ACTUAL CLIFF INTO THE FLIPPIN' ETERNAL PIT OF HECK.
 Now that you understand the problem with this... why does he do it? I have three ideas, and I've decided to share them with you.

MY THREE THEORIES AS TO WHY RICK RIORDAN LIKES TO LEAVE US HANGING:

  1. For his own personal, evil enjoyment. He has control over an entire fictional world. Why not take advantage of that? We (this fandom, including myself) let this guy control our every emotion--feels, if you will. He's kinda just living it up.
  2. His publishers. They want the money and the customers, so they send a sumo-wrestler to his house while he's working. The sumo-wrestler stands over him threateningly, growling, "Wreck their feels," or, "Dangle them by their thumbs over the dark pits of Tartarus with their favorite couple." Metaphorically, of course.
  3. His mom. Maybe she lives off of the money he makes from the series! Then, when he goes to visit her, she smiles and says, "Hi, Ricky! Come in for some cookies!" Ten minutes into the visit, she whispers in his ear, "Ricky, I need a new house. Richard Russell Riordan, make it good and make it hurt."
 Now, I don't know his mom, but I doubt that she's as cruel as I depicted her. I'd like to apologize for portraying you like this, Mrs. Riordan. xD It's just a little real-life head canon of mine. But there's always that small chance... Just kidding. Well, maybe.

**Note: Much of the inspiration for the bulleted portion of this post is drawn from here.

Apr 14, 2013

Washington D.C.

WARNING! May contain Titan's Curse spoilers!

 On Friday, I traveled to Washington D.C. for the day. I visited the National Museum of American History and (very briefly) the National Museum of Natural History. I didn't get a chance to go to the Air and Space Museum, like Percy did in the Titan's Curse. :/ (I know a few people who did, and they said it was really boring...) However, I did find some space food in the gift shop of the history museum! I would have been very prepared if a Nemean Lion would have chosen to attack me and my demigod friends. But I didn't get attacked by any monsters, so YAY!





 I also got pretty close to the Washington Monument, which is an obelisk. I'm pretty sure it made an appearance in the Kane Chronicles, but it's been awhile since I read that, so I'm not quite sure.


 Another thing that I loved about D.C. was all of the amazing architecture (I am a daughter of Athena, you know). A fair bit of it is Greek-inspired. I'm telling you, the Lincoln Memorial looks a LOT like the Parthenon from the outside. They also had a bookstore inside (which I sadly didn't get to explore)!


 I had fun. If you ever get the chance to go to Washington, GO! It's very beautiful and interesting to walk around and explore.






Character Awards - VOTING NOW OPEN

HEYHEYHEY! I finally finished making the surveys for the Character Awards. I had to make it a two-part survey (two different links) because there's a limit to the number of questions on one survey if you don't have a paid account. I was thinking of collecting and calculating the results on May 5th, then releasing them on the 7th as a little celebration for the Son of Sobek's release. So make sure that you vote by MAY 5TH!

LINKS TO THE SURVEYS:
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/VMXSJN7 - Part I
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/VX2CVMR - Part II

Please make sure you do both parts, and VOTE VOTE VOTE! Spread it around to your Percy-loving friends! :)

P.S. The surveys have spoilers in them, of course. So if you haven't read all of the books, I would suggest not doing it.

Apr 10, 2013

Character Awards Update

Hi! I told you last week that I'd post the link to vote for the Character Awards "in a few days". Well... I sort of didn't finish it. But don't worry, I'm working! I apologize for the delay. :/

Apr 9, 2013

Sea of Monsters movie release moved up!

Hey! I have some great news!

 The Sea of Monsters, which was originally set to be released on August 16th, is now going to be released in theaters on August 7th. Why? Don't ask me, because I have no clue. I'm really puzzled as to why anyone would release a movie on a Wednesday. Most movies are released on Fridays. Well, let's not complain. We get the movie nine days earlier!! :D

Apr 3, 2013

First Annual Character Awards

 Hey there! So, if you "like" our Facebook page and pay attention to our posts, you've probably heard about the Character Awards. If you haven't, they're exactly what they sound like: awards for awesome characters that deserve to be honored!

 So, I'm going to put together a survey on SurveyMonkey which should be posted within the next few days. When I'm done, I will post the link here and on Facebook, and you can vote for your favorites! :)

Apr 1, 2013

I did it!!!

Yes! I made it! I finished the Sea of Monsters yesterday, before March was over. :) Did you complete it in time for April? Now on to The Titan's Curse!